Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Caveat

Dear Readers,

Ms. Robinson would like to extend a sincere apology to anyone who is, was, or may be offended by her
A) use of profanity
B) sarcasm
C) sexually explicit content
D) attempts at humor
E) inadvertent angst (...disgusted shudder implied)

She endeavors to think of you while she writes, but occasionally feels that true events, however unfortunate, are more important than fable. In addition, she often finds that moderate fabrication may be necessary to relate a good sense of context. It is in this way that Ms. Robinson pledges to you that she will continue to walk the tight rope that is her life in print.

She wishes to remind you that the purpose of her lesser known works is not for them to stand in contrast to any greater works, but to prove that profundity is hidden behind the superficial. That truth is often palpably awkward, and unpopular.

With this, she hopes that you may be able to find the morals to her stories, and the humanity that must remain our strongest tie that binds.

With thanks,

JLRobinson

2 comments:

Wes said...

I'm bringing popcorn the next time I read your blog. Sounds exciting!

Wes said...

I didn't mean for this to sound hateful or sarcastic. Sorry if it came off that way.