Women Attempting to Fix Me Up with One Count: 2
Book Idea Count: 5
Full Finished Drafts: 0
Dreams I've Had Involving Imaginary Boyfriends: 4
Imaginary Boyfriend Count: 11
These may include: Raphael Nadal, Young Marlon Brando, Edward of Twilight, Eric of True Blood, the hot Indian guy on the 10th floor at work, Gael Garcia Bernal, Elijah Wood, Jack from Titanic just before the boat sinks (He's always so worried about me), Taylor Lautner, George Willard from Sherwood Anderson's Winesburg, Ohio, Slater of Saved by the Bell, and occasionally Rufio from the movie Hook.
Hours I Have to Turn Beautiful, Painful, Hopeless, Longing for Imaginary Lovers into Book Construction: 72... and counting.
Thank you, Labor Day Weekend.
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