"I don't want anyone else to realize how amazing you are."
Ladies: Please. Although your heart may skip a beat, this is the sign from hell that says you are about to start dating a controlling, mistrustful freak of nature.
Gentlemen: If this sounds like you, adjust your trust-o-meter so that you can acknowledge the fact that such an amazing lady is probably unmistakeable in the world, and that many will attempt to engage her in conversation. But if she loves you enough, she will pledge her undying love to you. Thus, based on this progression, the above sentiment is unnecessary, uncalled for, excessive, redundant, and superfluous. It is completely void. In fact, as indicated by the above forewarning to my lady friends, it will throw up a red flag that will make you the object of scrutiny for the entire remainder of your relationship, which, undoubtedly, there will only be remainders of, because, as indicated by your sentiment, YOU ARE TOO INSECURE TO FUNCTION.
My advice to you? Go home, grow some balls, and come back when you can handle a real woman.
1 comment:
Dude. dude. DUDE.
Been there, we've discussed this. I actually ended up talking to a friend about said relationship tonight and he said something that stuck with me. Something along the lines of "Some people have a basic survival instinct NEED to involve you in these little dramas where they are the good guy because they absolutely cannot function if they are on the wrong side of any fight." I know it doesn't directly relate, but it's that damn cyclical bullshit that control freaks try to exercise. Anyway, I digress.
That is downright frightening, I think if I ever hear that sort of thing from anyone again I will promptly vomit on their shirt.
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